VOTE... FOR SCIENCE!!
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Apparently, this particular species of monster's name is Mitochondria monstrosus
, or . Mightychondria
I tried to get Glowball to reverse engineer the lil' ATP pumpin' organelles we have in our cells into a self-sustaining version, but the science pony went overboard as usual, and that's how the Mightychondria was born!
Using a pocket dimension, she simulated how it would evolve to survive, except... that dimension happened to be our reality, so it's important that we learn a little about our new neighbors;
The Mightychondria is a parasitic creature that children inherit exclusively from the underside of their mother's fridges. At night, they go on the prowl for sugary scraps, and uh... excrete a kind of airborne Power-Up, well, like in video games. So if you wake up in the morning feeling mightily energetic, while sleeping you might have caught a whiff of its... well, to put it nicely it's... er... output
Studies reveal that the Mightychondria produces a maximum of 36 ATPs (Aromatic Tiny Powerups
) per cookie consumed.
Mightychondria (c) Mythee
Question: Is this entry properly eligible, or did I screw anything up? xD;;
Additionally, if I lose and enough people want this design for shirts/mugs/etc., I'll try to make it available! n-n